2000-years-of-space-and-time
2000-years-of-space-and-time:

The Doctor: I always read the instructions.

Idris: There’s a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?

The Doctor: That’s not instructions!

Idris: There’s an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?

The Doctor: “Pull to open.”

Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
The Doctor: I push!

Idris: Every single time. Seven hundred years. Police box doors open out the way.

2000-years-of-space-and-time:

The Doctor: I always read the instructions.

Idris: There’s a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?

The Doctor: That’s not instructions!

Idris: There’s an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?

The Doctor: “Pull to open.”

Idris: Yes, and what do you do? The Doctor: I push!

Idris: Every single time. Seven hundred years. Police box doors open out the way.